Is Santa One Of The Bingo Godz
Posted by Jason Dale
The excitement surrounding the launch of the new Bingo Godz site continues to build. Not only are players getting a new brand but they'll be getting a new platform. On top of that, judging by the blurb on the 'Godz holding site then it's going to be a whole new experience.
The site claims that the it has "designed an immersive game" that "will take you on an adventure in six fascinating bingo worlds". Now we presume each room will be overseen by the different Godz and judging by the image above we think one of them is Santa! Look at him closely - he's fat, got a beard, has a big belt and carries a huge sack over his shoulder. Of course we're overlooking the skirt and sandals but Santa has to relax once in a while.
The other characters are equally interesting. On the left there's a bunny slippers wearing, unshaven, coffee drinking dude who looks like he's had a tough night out on the tiles. Mind you he does fair better than the 'adult baby' - I'm sure he's been on a Channel 4 documentary. Next to Santa is a little old lady - you can't say bad things about them though.
After the old lady there's probably the most normal looking of all the characters - roller girl. However, she's oblivious to being perved at by dirty old man eros who's on high. Imagine Ron Weesley playing Quidditch when he's 75! We think he's holding a broom of some kind... at least we presume he's holding it.
Seriously now, Bingo Godz does look to be a fun kind of site and we can't wait to see what lies beyond the walls of it's Olympus. What we do know is that it will be a multi platform site offering free bingo, slots and plenty of excitement. With Victor Chandler also waiting in the wings to use the same platform things are most certainly about to change in the bingo world.
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